I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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