the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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