I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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