I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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