He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
wow bdsm is so cute
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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