We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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