haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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