i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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