Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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