I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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