I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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