This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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