I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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