i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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