Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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