So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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