you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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