I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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