i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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