Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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