i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
