I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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