question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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