Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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