every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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