OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
