There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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