New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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