I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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