That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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