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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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