dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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