i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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