I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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