yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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