I smell stomach acid.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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