I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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