I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Randomize
