have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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