I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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