he wants to bone in the snuggie
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
