youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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