why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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