It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
