10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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