I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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