My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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