wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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