when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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