S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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