but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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