While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
