Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My pussy is not your playground.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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