she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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